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Cheeky Bastard French Phrasebook (Cheeky Bastard Phrasebooks) Hugh Jarce

Cheeky Bastard French Phrasebook (Cheeky Bastard Phrasebooks)

Hugh Jarce

Published April 25th 2012
ISBN :
Kindle Edition
334 pages
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 About the Book 

Going abroad?There are a few completely untrue things you should know:FACT - Greasy local kids are eyeing up your birdFACT - That waiter spurted in your foodFACT - Your hotel staff enjoy a shit in the liftFACT - Everyone talks about footballFACT - The local girls will give you it if you ask them nicely in their own languageBe ready for them all with this book.All the xenophobic, paranoid, sexist nonsense you need for a right good laugh on holiday - right here in your hands.Warning - also contains lines that might be considered useful.